[Apologetics] FW: Acts 2:38

[Art Kelly]

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From: David Franke [mailto:dfranke00 at comcast.net]
Sent: Tuesday, December 19, 2006 12:00 AM
To: dfranke00 at comcast.net
Subject: FW: Acts 2:38



 An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church 
  services when she was startled by an intruder.


  She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and 
  yelled,
  "Stop! Acts 2:38! " (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus
  Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)


  The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police
  and explained what she had done.


  As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,
  "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a
  scripture to you."


  "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"





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