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Sat Jul 7 18:01:30 EDT 2018

WASHINGTON-In an unprecedented breach of national security, Pope =
Benedict XVI, leader of the international organization known as "the =
Roman Catholic Church," has infiltrated the highest levels of the U.S. =
government and devised a wide-ranging plan to destroy the entire =
country.

Using recently uncovered information, shocked intelligence analysts have =
determined that the religious extremist's recent tour of the nation was =
in fact a reconnaissance mission designed to exploit essential =
weaknesses in our country's defenses and expose them to mass =
destruction.

...

The CIA briefing details how a number of officials-including President =
George W. Bush-unwittingly gave up classified documents and information =
to the visiting pope, simply because he asked politely. During these =
seemingly benign conversations, officials said, the pontiff listened =
carefully, took notes, and was seen tapping on walls during tours of =
historic sites as if checking for structural weaknesses.

"We normally do not allow anyone to view top secret documents, but with =
the miter and the robe and everything, it was difficult to say no," said =
one Department of Energy official, who allowed Benedict to view plans =
for a proposed warhead delivery system, and detailed maps of the =
nation's nuclear power plants. "He said he wanted to bless the =
documents, which he did. Unfortunately, we now believe that the ring he =
wears is a miniaturized digital camera."

--
Stephen Korsman
Sabbath Keepers
The Rural Virologist
in quiritando audimur; pacem impendendo bello acquirimus
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<P>WASHINGTON=97In an unprecedented breach of national security, Pope =
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