[Gathnet] Blonde joke

[Stuart D. Gathman]

"So a Blond walks into a bank and asks for a two week loan of $10,000. 
Dubious of the Blond's motives, the bank manager asks for collateral. The 
Blond replies that she could always put her Mercedes up as collateral, 
since it was worth far more than her loan. The bank manager agrees, and 
drives her car into the bank garage after loaning her the money.

"In two weeks the Blonde returns with the $10,000, plus the $5.00 interest 
on the loan. As the manager returns the keys to her car, he asks, 'I did 
some checking while you were away. It seems you're loaded with money! Why 
did you need a loan for two weeks?' To which the Blonde replies, 'Where 
else in New York can I park my car for two weeks and only pay $5.00!'"

-- 
	      Stuart D. Gathman <stuart at bmsi.com>
    Business Management Systems Inc.  Phone: 703 591-0911 Fax: 703 591-6154
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