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    *HISTORY TEST **
    ** 
         Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following
    multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history.
    They actually happened!!!

        Do you remember?

        -1968 **_Bobby Kennedy was shot _**and killed by
        a. Superman
       b. Jay Lenno
       c. Harry Potter
        **_d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40 _**

       1. In 1972 at the **_Munich Olympics _**, athletes were kidnapped
    and massacred by
        a. Olga Corbett
        b. Sitting Bull
        c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
        **_d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
    40 _**

       2. In **_1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over _**by:
       a. Lost Norwegians
       b. Elvis
       c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
        **_d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
    40 _**

        **_3.During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped
    _**in Lebanon by:
        a. John Dillinger
       b. The King of Sweden
       c. The Boy Scouts
        **_d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
    40 _**

       4. In 1983, the **_US_**_ Marine barracks in Beirut _**was blown
    up by:
       a. A pizza delivery boy
       b. Pee Wee Herman
       c. Geraldo Riv era
        **_d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
    40 _**

        5. In **_1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro _**was hijacked and
    a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard
    in his wheelchair by:
        a. The Smurfs
        b. Davy Jones
        c. The Little Mermaid
        d **_. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
    40 _**

        6.In 1985 **_TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens _**, and a US
    Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
        a. Captain Kidd
        b. Charles Lindberg
        c. Mother Teresa
        **_d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 1 7 and
    40 _**

       7.In 1988, **_Pan Am Flight 103 _**was bombed by:
        a. Scooby Doo
        b. The Tooth Fairy
        c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
        **_d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
    40 _**

       8. In 1993 the **_World Trade Center was bombed _**the first time
    by:
        a. Richard Simmons
        b. Grandma Moses
        c. Michael Jordan
        **_d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
    40 _**

       9.In **_1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed
    _**by:
        a. Mr. Rogers
        b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s
    women problems
        c. The World Wrestling Federation
        **_d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
    40 _**

       10.On **_9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; _**two were used
    as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining
    two, one crashed
            into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed
    by the passengers.Thousands of people were killed by:
        a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
        b. The Supreme Court of Florida
        c. Mr. Bea n
        **_d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
    40 _**

       11.In **_2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan
    against: _**
        a. Enron
        b. The Lutheran Church
        c. The NFL
        **_d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
    40 _**

        12. In 2002 reporter **_Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered
    _**by:
         a. Bonnie and Clyde
         b. Captain Kangaroo
         c. Billy Graham
        **_ d. Muslim male extremist s mostly between the ages of 17 and
    40 _**

    **
    **    **13. 2004 - Spain Railwayy bombings. **
            _Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 _**

    **
                                          **_AND NOW ! _**

    **
        **14. 2005 London Railway bombings **< B> **_
              Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 _*

        Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do
    you?

        So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly
    fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no
    longer be allowed to profile

        certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old
    women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification,
    secret agents of the President's
        security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and
    Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave *
          _Muslim _**_Males between the ages 17 and 40 _*alone because
    of profiling.

        Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria
    Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal
    Justices that want to thwart
        common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves - if they have
    any such sense.

    As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put
    it, "Stupid is as stupid does."

           Come on people wake up!!!
         Our Country and our troops need our support and prayers

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